06
Feb
14

PusKesMas : Alphabet Medis

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New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, but let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
Now the Alphabet:

A’s for arthritis;
B’s the bad back,
C’s the chest pains,  perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for farting and fluid retention,
G is for gut droop, which I’d rather not mention.

H high blood pressure — I’d rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.

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W is for worry, now what’s going ’round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for the zest I still have — in my mind!

I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed,

and I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

HAVE A GREAT DAY !


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